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Kenapa saya banyak kerja? Sunday, April 22, 2007 Kenapa saya selalu complain banyak kerja? Selama beberapa tahun aku telah merungut kerana kurang tidur dan terlalu banyak tekanan dalam hidup, akan tetapi sekarang kini aku tahu kenapa ianya berlaku (the real reason) : Aku keletihan kerana terlebih kerja... nak tau kenapa? Di bawah ini aku akan tunjukkan kenapa aku mempunyai beban kerja yang lebih dan ianya adalah benar dan bukan rekaan aku : Populasi penduduk Malaysia sekarang adalah 23 juta orang. 1.7 juta darinya sudah bersara. Jadi tinggal 21.3 juta orang. 1.3 juta pula adalah golongan kanak2 bawah 6 tahun. Jadi tinggal 20 juta orang. Dari 20 juta ini, 7 juta masih belajar (tadika, sekolah, kolej, universiti dll). Jadi tinggal 13 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja. Dari 13 juta ini, 5 juta orang adalah pekerja kerajaan. Jadi tinggal 8 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja. Tolak 3 juta orang yang duduk dalam hutan (tentera darat) pasal diorang nie nak kerja macam mana... tinggal dalam hutan. Dah tinggal 5 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja... . Dari jumlah itu, tolak 2.7 juta orang yang menganggur dan takder kerja surirumah, pekerja yang kena VSS, orang2 tua, fresh university student, kena buang kerja dll). Tinggallah 2.3 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja. Dari jumlah ini, sebanyak 1,215,512 orang dilaporkan sakit dan kini berada di dalam hospital di seluruh Malaysia (tak kiralah hospital swasta ke atau hospital kerajaan dan ini termasuklah hospital gila). Dah tinggal 1,084,488 orang yang boleh buat kerja... . Sekarang ini mengikut bancian terkini, terdapat 1,084,486 orang di dalam penjara dan Pusat Serenti di seluruh negara. Jadi dah tinggal 2 orang yang boleh buat kerja... Dan 2 orang itu adalah engkau dan aku... Dari dua orang ini... engkau SEKARANG INI masih duduk depan komputer, main internet, main games, reading jokes, membaca email, main chat dan tak buat kerja langsung... jadi tinggallah Aku sorang yang buat kerja dalam Malaysia nie... mana aku tak letih!! Jadi sedarlah sikit... . dahhhh..!!! pi buat kerja!!! P/S : Semua statistik di atas boleh dirujuk kesahihannya di Pusat2 Bancian, Kementerian Kesihatan, Kementerian Pertahanan, Jabatan Tenaga Raya, Kementerian Pendidikan dan Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat. hehehe......... Pretty Pathetic. Monday, April 09, 2007 After reading kak fiya's blog, i found one interesting post on her blog. Here i quote, the last sentence of the post. "p.s Falling in love when we were young was much simpler, pure, sincere and mutual. I miss that good old days. <-- this is so true." well, i do miss it, but being single isnt that bad. really! my reasons are: 1. I get to sleep soundly at night without even thinking of what my bf is currently doing. Or to think of how much I missed him. 2. I can do anything and everything I want, and do it in MY WAY. U know, sometimes man can really be the pain the as*, b'coz it's all about themselves. 3. I get to pamper myself and satisfy my own needs. 4. Life is simply FREE, no string attached. Here are some points to support my arguement. Situation #1 " Sorry, weekend ni takleh ar kuar sbb ade bola! Man utd vs liverpool tu! Mane boleh miss? " kata si lelaki. "Owh, it's okey, maybe we could go out some other day ;). Nanti, kasi tau result bola eh? " balas si perempuan. Situation #2 " I tak suke ah tengok movie kt cinema. Bosan! I tanampak.. " kata si lelaki. "Ha? U tak nampak? Okey, this weekend kita gi beli check mata and beli specs. If it troubles u, then maybe we could check out the contact lenses " kata si perempuan. " Thanks. Baiknya.. Ah, tapi I tak suka laa, u nak i teman u tengok wayang jugak! I tak suke tengok wayang ar, kalau i tak suke, i tanak ar buat sbb u suka tengok wayang! " balas si lelaki "!@#$%^&*()_()&amp;amp;*^$#%^&*()_+)(*&^" balas si perempuan di dalam hati. Situation #3 " Hey, buat ape tu.. ? " tegur si perempuan. " Main online game.. " balas si lelaki " Oh game ape? " tanye si perempuan " Game (ape2je,lupadahnamagametu), u download la, leh lwn ngn i. jom arh! " reply si lelaki **** few hours after playing the game. the situation was, the girl was winning the game. "EH, u main TIPU EHH?? I TAK PERCAYA LAH!! u tipuu ehh?? " kata si lelaki. " tak ar, tak tipu ah! i biasa main game. " reply si perempuan. " I nak gune username lain lah, name ni tak ong! btw, i dah uninstall game tu, tanak main ah. Bosan! " reply si lelaki. si perempuan dlm hati, " wtf??????" Situation #4 Situation was, the guy was taking the girl out for dinner. " Kita nak gi mane? " ask the girl. " Entah, tak tahu la.. u nak makan ape? " Tanye the man. " I dont know, werent you the one who took me out?" said the girl. " Alaaa, ckp la nak makan apa. I mcm takde idea ah! tak tahu nak gi mane.." balas lelaki itu. Situation #5 " Oh, i tak suke makan tmpt ramai², i rimas", "Oh, i tak suke tengok movie kt cinema, too typical! ramai i tak ske, rimas!", " I tak suke u pakai seluar pink! ", " Tukar la beg, pakai beg lain!", " jgn ar, straighten rambut.. semua org pun straigthen rambut, nmpk typical la syg." Here are my arguements for Situation #1 For god sake, dont you guys have ANYTHING INTERESTING/UNIQUE than footballs? U guys are typical and boring. Fine. You like what you like. Well, I respect that. You could have all the space in the world to fill it up with yr hobbies/interest/football match/parties/f1/drifting and the list goes on. but atleast, have the courtesy to TOLERATE. Most girls, they will try their best to learn their bf's hobbies, interest, job(and the list goes on). Girls/Women are warm and full with praises, they'll definitely will support/praise/learn you .. but u gotta try to learn them too. Ask about their hobbies/jobs/the things that they want to do b4 they get married. Yea, ask them! Situation #2. I supported you, when u had a futsal match. (I was showing my support and learned yr hobbies) Ive never been asking you whenever you went out with yr friends. (I was giving you, your space, also tolerating) I've always update myself about Liverpool, knowing that you are a big FAN. Though, i dont really enjoy watching football.(I was showing my support,i learned yr hobbies, also tolerating.) I never checked your email, phone, ym, friendster account and etc. (I respect your privacy, also tolerating) I got you, your medicine, everytime you came back from camping/hiking. (I was showing my support, i learned yr hobbies) I downloaded your favourite anime to see what actually interest you.. you see, Why the hell, you can't watch that fucking movie? Why, the, hell? Why cant u try to like what I like? I learned you. Contrary, you never tried to. Situation #3 In real life, I am striker. You have to do better than a striker. In relationship, I'm settled as the captain's assistant. You are the captain. If you fail/lost to navigate, dont blame me if I may find you a way back home, simply because I am a striker! Situation #4 You are a man. You are the dominant. Make up yr mind, you moron! . Sooner or later, you are going to be the leader of your own family. Learn from it. Situation #5 Sukahaaaaaaatiii akuuu laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaa aliiff baaa yaaaaaa. Sedih. Sedar. Sikit. To my lovely sister, Life without commitment is simply FREE. Dont get caught up with a wrong guy b'coz it will change your path forever. Dont get caught up with a wrong guy, sbb seriously, dorang ni such a waste of time, emotion, energy n money. That's all from me ya'all. Sorry for all the harsh words, i just cant help myself. bye. Hari yg malas. Wednesday, April 04, 2007  Hari ni, adalah hari kemalasan. Malas nak gi class. Malas nak mandi. Malas nak makan. Malas nak buat maya. Malas. Maaaaaaalaaaaaaaaasss!!! tapi rajin je main pool rajin je godek2 photoshop. ni, gmbr utk dekstop. sila la comment. Courtesy of Haidar and her sony ericsson phone. Picture was taken during Music Appreciation class. |
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